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Slimfast's Panic Attack

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And yeah. -- -- What's going on you had -- this morning what happened. He says full fledged panic attack. Woke up. Didn't feel quite right maybe I had a dream or something who knows right. Just felt a little off for you felt sick like your brain -- -- for you felt sick to your stomach or something brain was off brain just a little. Then. I. Had to go downstairs. To get my clean laundry out of the dryer and have any underwear even for short sisters. And found some underwear. I didn't recognize. In the dryer. And -- thank. Late I'm wearing underwear wariness that the police say I've never seen news. And make a reminder some things. The -- your car for the strip club well I've never seen you Wear those underwear before this happens -- a brand new underwear. That's brand new underwear. Some of the bottom. So. Did every job there is under Horry didn't. And why did that did have for you Alex somebody left front or -- error -- just puts in a weird. Weird place. In my caps on a diet. But only one of my cats is -- any other cats really skinny. But they eat at the same time and I can't get him separated. Some afraid I'm killing the skinny cat. By putting the fat cat on diet. Boris I fed them and I got anxious about a bus -- and too much or not enough. And -- those guys were outside again next door opinion that house -- OK let's do one thing. The underwear thing is bizarre own -- on or that it's. The fact he put it on -- remorse. About maybe when I put him on I would something would come to me that the but as them but the cap thing I mean. They're not killing on the cats is she's really skinny -- -- why -- the other only -- high just a cash. He's really -- little girl that he's really fat who cares how all the states I can't pick them up. -- -- -- You mean you just have to keep them separately so that's a little like you know -- Meredith just freedom as much as they want their cats. So then I tried to call -- dog is fat chance and I'm supposed to do anything. Disposed to go outside if they want chase birds if they want or does land -- patio mostly but they want to get fat. We don't have -- can't obesity problem in this country. They're fine. You are gonna take your cat to a doctor and -- gonna check his cholesterol spot he's gonna die one day it's fine they said you don't really fat metabolism and diet you don't have to put him on a diet so what I'm saying is cancer cats and his troops tanks and he's all fatten nasty. So then ridiculous she's just -- -- you can going to be -- we're all gonna die like thirteen years old anyway. So then. How old are losing I have no idea. Put a cat on a diet I find that cruel he wandered in off the streets and he was in great shape when I found him and now he's is that you're very -- here forever now he looks like a butterball Turkey -- -- and he is only you know as a -- he had. I don't want other cat he's getting his ass kicked outside by other cast isn't too fat and their faster than him now becomes almost scratch his -- and Ohio. Before he was in your house. He was wandering the streets hungry all the time yes looking for food. He wasn't happy he was on homeless. Cat yes and they found your house. Yeah and you fed him you know. And he ate so much that he got I got so happy. It was so happy to find love and food. That he got fat and -- -- gonna put him on a diet it's just going to be fat but let's move back onto your panic attack but a fact that is fine. Fat -- -- -- anyways there's millions of restaurants called. Fat cats are you don't think he is -- people like that he's back then perhaps he's fat he's cute and people love nominees to be almost. But Lucas left for Christ's sake you know old it was a good and on the streets on eaten anything for three years. So then I go upstairs out of the basement is the cats get fed in the basement. And I and I can't find the dog she's got to go outside. I said -- hey come on and she always I don't know where she is and I caller I've couples -- -- there. The -- -- jump on something and into the couple of blocks up to me and she didn't. So I go looking for and she's in my bedroom on the bed under the covers it she's leaking gas well but our eyes are open. But she's in the the hog -- position with their feet you know were back -- -- her by her eyes are wide open. And message of Joseph what's wrong. What's wrong -- Joseph Joseph what is it what is it is she just looked at me. Was always remind everybody to -- -- on seven children under the goddamn conversation review she -- to the end but she always in erupts. A whole lot of second. Let's explain to everybody that little Joseph Joseph is a pebble and not a small little -- while via okay. And she's curlers dramatic. She gets cold a humanitarian now all right good. Sounded unconcerned -- and -- me so I said Joseph Joseph what is it what music brought to -- for a walk last night you know sometimes I feel guilty about that. -- she would move. So I had to push -- -- to get her out of bed so now she's depressed I'm depressed the Katz served hunger got someone else's underwear on I don't know what's going on. So then my wife calls me and says. There's a disaster. I said was a disaster. As she said. I tried to do this thing to get airline miles to the credit card company with accidentally. Forwarded me cash cash advance cash which doesn't give me the airline miles and I have to go pay back the cash with interest. And so on understand what's happening making it I can't think about this right now. Write something wrong with the dog in the other cats starving to death I got someone else's underwear. So what did she say. She said okay I'll call you later a -- only later let me know what you find out. Normally I would -- here on -- because it's half day for Hersh comes home early and get to see here today. Sorry. So then. I don't the other room I finally get the dog to go outside the dog stands at the back dorm barks at me in my local pot. -- want to go party George local particle she won't do it I think she's scared of the painters next door he's damn painters. So I letter and I'm fixed my oatmeal. The blueberries. And didn't realize it until I started eating it but some of the blueberries from the older batch had mold on them and I'd be needing them. So then this is a cause for concern because I don't know of blueberry mold as bad or not. I keep telling myself it's not gonna kill you it's not gonna killers are gonna -- you want to -- very -- or. Also Washington moral option is supposed to -- -- it keeps them totally there. Okay well I didn't do that I ate some -- blueberries. So then. At this point I'm having pretty much a full fledged panic attack. It starts to set then. Then my phone rings. It's my dad. He's you know my dad's been under the weather whatever an -- a couple weeks ago he's at home. I sort of feel guilty because that hadn't seen a couple days haven't been over there. So the map probably down. And by that point -- Full. Full anxiety attack hands are shaking sweating. Jurists just horrifying. Certain feel notches at this point can barely finish my oatmeal. -- throw feels like it's closing out. So would you do I took a climate and your -- -- I was feeling better. Little still seal off today still worried about the skinny cat I'm still worried about the dog discovered dead and I'm still curious about these underwear. But you understand that panic attacks known no logic -- no that's true I can't just say this is what's causing it if you say like I'm having a panic attack because. You know. I'm filing for bankruptcy what you have a reason to be anxious for filing for bankruptcy. I panic usually the sources unknown something in the old. Cranium you're running quite wired right. So then. I got to work those in my underwear. What size anywhere. That signs. Off. So that was the other cause for concern. They're large they're -- sizes bigger than what I normally where they fit me perfectly. It. Is that I get to work I used or am I come out of the restroom. And I don't know all over my pants I only know like you are tight redundant and I was. -- alas alas his doctors his doctor says -- it doesn't happen again because puzzles on the phone with his doctor. Just one of those days merits is just one of those days I'll -- -- my prescriptions. Available in Syria and good. My needs on. Bonuses for cholesterol now trying to help via an -- version of I don't share. So anyway feel real sorry. To name well -- just remembered stale and smiles and I don't want to I'm Marty scared of the darkness I don't want to get dark. This is getting darker earlier already it was dark -- like 830 last night. So -- word article on open for those -- IR took one that's on and off it's enough for now take on -- on. It's clearly not enough you're sort of forgot your hands against your face army to take to. Yeah I have full moon last night to go on the other studio in their cause it's colder to do -- headlines it's tough today. So hot that it's only cause for concern here. Is the underwear. Like I just theological look I I am on I have panic attacks to I'm medicated. But not logical -- fear -- us no one's ever even thought that I -- it. So I understand. Panic attacks. I I have a theory about the -- -- -- noted that when my dad was in the hospital I stayed at my mom's house stayed with her. And I think when I got into the majority of my clothes I must've grabbed his underwear those -- fathers and or -- wearing them you Helms tooth boxers. -- that's fashionable. He's pretty fashionable. He's not like the high pants. You know faded what is learned those are -- -- nice look -- -- I would expect you're dead where that. To a surgeon told me you know -- come down as -- you ladies and stuff I don't expect a member boxer. Not -- part about that no wait hold on a second I'm not saying you were white boxer briefs not only white boxer briefs but those are a lot there -- -- white -- are different but ask you this if you were to go over your father son Austin. Man. You were sitting in those boxers and those boxers be shocking to you that you you really demos are desperate atmosphere in a fast my mother -- -- bought those for your dad years ago he never would Wear -- I tried to get to Wear boxers and you -- Wear. Choosing those -- dads on a restaurant I think self congratulations as we -- Over my Cologne showed up from. Amazon to David nobody said anything -- -- an eight -- coming the other didn't show up. But I am excited about the soccer -- maker but no one said anything about the -- today -- usually. Says something is Melanie Collins ROK okay at a -- -- your vantage again. It's Adidas all bought a -- from there. But -- from Amazon. Well I went to the department store -- CVS I -- to the department stores smelled all of them. And I liked the CVS and got it online is free shipping on taxes. Fourteen dollars. Bruce Willis like six bucks and see how it's not on the line the energy grid and Amazon my friend don't even go down that road it is you can get it for nothing not dare not sized bottle like out of there. I dare you to show me a lower. -- and colon isn't perfumes have a higher alcohol content. Who's CBS's vs the one I get on Amazon. I don't know about vs Amazon vs like a higher end retail store. A -- -- -- Cologne has exact same it's the same ideas on everywhere no matter where you get it. You you -- -- -- is put in more alcohol once they send to CVS it's. Her mind. A -- you should please help restore the salaries is gonna get mad at me. She's saying that the cheaper clones have more out -- I believe -- -- probably right yeah that makes cents below were saying is if -- -- sells their Cologne is CBS because let's admit it's not a real hybrid sound like it's polo riding decided they're gonna sell it just so happens they sell -- at those stores so it is probably the same thing. That's what we're so would you agree that or parenting -- it. Right but I do think you can write about more out on the cheap stuff before you got Superman -- You did -- that's okay fronts OK but I was stupid. Let's see it did not alone CVS has the same amount of -- content as he would. OK let's move on from my anxiety and com back at rotten tomatoes we can talk about movies that make me feel better it's Friday. They don't go to the movie Peter subtle when it gets dark outside I won't know. I'll be inside you know -- yes. Caught up on. Television shouldn't. What's this. There's a few seasons and it's about -- -- -- a ticket are your comment actually big -- but let's comment actually. This and no I'm not shown to you again.

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